shitposting blog

librarycard:

nobody on tumblr has dated or had sex or kissed anyone or done drugs or drank alcohol we strip ourselves from these earthly pleasures and enter the monastic order of the tumblr blogger

nendocris:

nendocris:

There’s this misconception about 72 maidens awaiting a believer in heaven. This is in fact incorrect and just a way to demonize Muslims, the correct translation is that 72 femboys await you in heaven. Hope this helps!

the-punforgiven:

the-punforgiven:

God could you imagine a scene in a fantasy movie or some shit where the heroes kill the main villain’s prized general or some shit and the villain pins one of their henchmen to the wall and is all like “Who killed my second-in-command?!?” and the henchman just like “we don’t know sir it was just some band of no-name adventurers!” and then the camera pans over to the adventurers just like 

I’ve been informed that No-Name brand is not commonly found outside of Canada so let me explain that these products are what I’m referencing with this

peach-pot:

mateodoodle:

peach-pot:

the thing the community writers don’t understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.

for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels

zoddamnlt:

lavendorii:

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

damascusdalek:

sbeana:

sbeana:

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

yuumei-art:

“These Lies” and “Silent Words”

Basically I like to paint fish :3